do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
ughhh drunk, sad and now i want sex thanks to orphan black
so I FINALLY saw frozen. while I was staying at disney. and then went to norway in epcot and the line to meet elsa and anna was 5 fucking hours long. but I got pics! and my sister and I are going to be them for halloween eeeeep
I decided early this morning tonight im getting shitfaced. I really need it
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years